Chicago O’Hare International Airport. Two men, both double amputees (each with two prosthetic legs), had just gotten off a plane from China.
Man 1: Man, I’m glad nothing happened while we were there ! I kept freaking out that I was going to get Foot And Mouth disease !
Man 2: FOOT And Mouth ? We’ve only got half the qualifications ! We’ve got nothing to worry about !
Overheard by Margaret
