Overheard While Traveling » Quotes http://overheardwhiletraveling.com Funny Quotes From The Road Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:31:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 I’m a connoisseur http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/2009/10/29/im-a-connoisseur/ http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/2009/10/29/im-a-connoisseur/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:30:46 +0000 Merrill http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/?p=92 In Portland, Oregon from a college aged tour guide to a group of Japanese vacationers.

- I only buy my dairy from Whole Foods ‘cuz it’s the best.  You have dairy in China right? Ya know dairy? Eggs, milk, chicken and fish?  Dairy?

Overheard by Peter

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American: I need a map. Quick. We have been lost for 2 hours. We cannot find Vienna.

Clerk: You are in Vienna. It is called Wien.

American: Why the hell don’t they just call it Vienna like everybody else ?

Overheard by Jen

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Man: But I have a First Class Ticket !
Employee: First Class or Economy, the plane leaves at the same time!

Overheard by David

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- When can we stop looking at this big hole in the ground ?

Overheard by Lynn

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Wife : “Oh, it’s just time for the free afternoon ice cream bar to open, let’s go there“.
Husband: “Are you serious? I don’t have time to stand in line, I have to get to the pool“.

Overheard by Phyliss

]]> http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/2009/08/04/are-cruises-stressless/feed/ 0 Grand Tour Confusion http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/2009/08/04/grand-tour-confusion/ http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/2009/08/04/grand-tour-confusion/#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:14:22 +0000 Merrill http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/?p=76 Prague Castle precinct, above Malá Strana, overlooking the Vltava River. A young woman, perhaps college-age, with a Midwestern US accent:

- So, um…what city are we in now ?

Overheard by John

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Man 1: Man, I’m glad nothing happened while we were there ! I kept freaking out that I was going to get Foot And Mouth disease !

Man 2: FOOT And Mouth ? We’ve only got half the qualifications ! We’ve got nothing to worry about !

Overheard by Margaret

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Girl 1: Oh look at this book about Central America.

Girl 2: What’s Central America ?

Girl 1: Oh, it’s like Argentina and Brazil.

Overheard by Robert

]]> http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/2009/07/26/geography-lesson/feed/ 0 Let’s Bloody Hope We’re Not On The Same Return Flight http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/2009/07/20/lets-bloody-hope-were-not-on-the-same-return-flight/ http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/2009/07/20/lets-bloody-hope-were-not-on-the-same-return-flight/#comments Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:02:42 +0000 Merrill http://overheardwhiletraveling.com/?p=62 In Prague, near Charles V bridge, an English guy on his mobile:

- Yeah, I was arrested on the plane on the way over!

Overheard by Ian

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Client: Can you give me the address the Austrian embassy ?

Guy at the desk: I don’t find it, but I have the German embassy, isn’t it the same ?


Overheard by David

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